The Blonde and a Gun
A blonde hurries into the hospital emergency room late one
night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor
asked her.
"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde
replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to
commit suicide by shooting off the tip of your finger?"
"No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the
gun to my chest, and I thought: "I just paid $6000 for these
breast implants. I'm not shooting myself in the chest."
"So, then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, "I
just paid $3000 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting
myself in the mouth."
"So, then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is
going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in the other ear
before I pulled the trigger."