Blind Man Blonde
A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a bar stool.
After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to
the bartender "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the
woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something.
"The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb.
blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to
me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde,
and she's a pro wrestler.
"Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."