Blonde Paints
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all
these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid,
so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going
to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right
after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at
hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive
smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife
lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is
wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes
over and asks her if she is OK.
She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that
she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and
she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why
she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was
reading the directions on the paint can and they said....
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.