Top 10 Ways the Bible Would Have Been Different If Written by College Students
  1. Loaves and Fishes replaced by Pizza and Chips.
  2. Ten Commandments are actually only five, but because they are double-spaced and written in larger font, they look like ten.
  3. Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't dorm food.
  4. Paul's letter to the Romans becomes Paul's e-mail to the Romans.
  5. Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates.
  6. The place where the end of the world occurs? Not the Plains of Armageddon; rather, Finals.
  7. Book of Armaments would be in there somewhere.
  8. Reason why Moses and his followers walked in the desert for 40 years: They didn't want to ask directions and look like a Freshman.
  9. Tower of Babel blamed for Foreign Language requirements.
  10. Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, He would have put it off until the night before it was due and then pulled and all-nighter and hoped no one noticed.