20 Signs You've Been on Campus Too Long College Humor
  1. Think that McDonald's/Burger King is "real food."
  2. Know more than 5 uses for milk crates.
  3. Can give a guided tour to anyone after 2 weeks.
  4. Call home and think it's a wrong number.
  5. Call your best friend's house and think it's the right number to your house.
  6. Can sing your school's fight song after only one weekend.
  7. Think that going to the mall is a special trip.
  8. Start doing homework.
  9. Have conversations about homework.
  10. Know your roommie's life like it was your own.
  11. Ask your girlfriend "out" to the campus restaurant.
  12. Stay in the dorm for weekends.
  13. Call your dorm room "home."
  14. Have a list of carbon copies as long as I do for one piece of E-Mail.
  15. Start thinking that the only people left on earth are the people who go to your college/university.
  16. Can recommend web sites to your friends.
  17. Know about more web sites than Yahoo!
  18. Want to be Greek, even though you're not ethnically Greek.
  19. Start doing your own wash.
  20. Think that it's okay to call people at midnight, off campus!