College: the Important Project
A college professor had just finished explaining an important
research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was
an absolute requirement for passing his class, and there would be
only two acceptable excuses for being late. Those were a
medically certifiable illness or a death in the student's
immediate family. A wisecracking student in the back of the
classroom waved his hand and spoke up "But what about
extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?"
As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter. When the
students finally settled down, the professor gave the student a
long, appraising look.
"Well," he responded, "I guess you'll just have
to write with your other hand."