Reasons To Skip Class
  1. The class is before noon.
  2. Can't solve differential equations in my head.
  3. Didn't do the class assignment and don't like to attend class unprepared.
  4. The instructor knows no American English.
  5. The class is in West Hall.
  6. There is two feet of snow on the ground and you assume that class will be canceled anyway.
  7. GM Week.
  8. Your girl/boyfriend is in town for the day.
  9. You just took a test (or had one anytime that day).
  10. The textbook weighs more than your refrigerator.