Computer Problem Report Form
Your Name: ________________________________ Your Login Name: __________________
The date? ____/____/____ The date the problem first occurred
if different? ____/____/____
Describe your problem:
__________________________________________________________________________
Now, describe the problem accurately:
__________________________________________________________________________
Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:
__________________________________________________________________________
Problem Severity:
- Minor
- Minor
- Minor
- Trivial
Nature of the problem:
- Locked Up
- Frozen
- Hung
- Shot
Is your computer plugged in? Yes____ No____
Is it turned on? Yes____ No____
Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes____ No___
Have you made it worse? Yes____ No___
Have you read the manual? Yes____ No___
Are you sure you've read the manual? Yes____ No___
Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? Yes____ No___
Do you think you understood it? Yes____ No___
If 'Yes' then why can't you fix the problem yourself?
__________________________________________________________________________
How tall are you? Are you above this line?
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Is the equipment unexpectedly noisy? Yes____ No___
If "Yes," what sort of noise?
- Grinding
- Rattling
- Whirring
High Pitched Whine
- Sound of disk head scouring disk
- Strange, out of tune whistling or humming
Is there a smell of burning? Yes____ No___
If "Yes," is the equipment on fire? Yes____ No___
Is the fault repeatable? Yes____ No___
What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred?
__________________________________________________________________________
If "nothing" explain why you were logged in.
__________________________________________________________________________
Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes____ No___
How does this problem make you feel?
__________________________________________________________________________
Tell me about your childhood.
__________________________________________________________________________
Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem? Yes__ No__
Which are appears to be at fault?
- Communications
- Disk
- Base Unit
- Network
- Keyboard
- Screen
- Mouse
- Everything
- Don't Know
Can't you do something else, instead of bothering me? Yes____No____