Top 10 Computer Law Suits

What is it with these computer companies and their silly lawsuits? First, you have Digital suing Intel, then Intel countersuing, and now Oracle and Informix mixing it up. Don't these guys have anything better to do?
  1. Larry Ellison sues Bill Gates: unfair to have more money than me!
  2. Car thieves' union sues HotWired: trademark infringement.
  3. NetJet sues ValuJet for ruining a perfectly good product name.
  4. Bill Gates sues Alfred E. Neuman: impersonation.
  5. EPA sues AOL for polluting landfills with all those damn floppies and CDs.
  6. Intel sues Motorola: "Oops, Pentium error!"
  7. Used Car Dealer's Association sues Packard Bell: "That was OUR idea!"
  8. Microsoft files antitrust suit against U.S. Government: "They run everything!"
  9. U.S. Milk Advisory Board sues Gateway 2000 over new slogan: "Got computers?"
  10. Apple sues itself: After all, whose fault is it?