If Life Were like a Computer...
  1. If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over.
  2. To get your daily exercise, just click on "run."
  3. If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend."
  4. To add/remove someone in your life, click "start," "settings," and control panel."
  5. To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
  6. If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
  7. When you lose your car keys, click "Find."
  8. "Help" with chores is just a click away.
  9. Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary. You would just use your diskette to recover from a crash.
  10. When you make a bad decision, just click "edit," "Undo."