Computer Smiles
  1. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
  2. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
  3. The name is Baud.......James Baud.
  4. The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
  5. Access denied--nah nah na, nah nah na
  6. C: Bad command or file name Go stand in the corner.
  7. Bad command. Bad, bad command Sit Stay Staaay..
  8. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
  9. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
  10. A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
  11. Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
  12. RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
  13. All computers wait at the same speed.
  14. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI
  15. "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
  16. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
  17. Read my chips: No new upgrades
  18. Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?
  19. If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
  20. Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
  21. Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
  22. Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename."
  23. All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
  24. Hit any user to continue.
  25. E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.
  26. Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE
  27. Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
  28. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
  29. C: DOS - C: DOS RUN - RUN DOS RUN
  30. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...