Selecting A Programming Language
Assembler
A formula I race car. Very fast but difficult to drive and maintain.
FORTRAN II
A Model T Ford. Once it was the king of the road.
FORTRAN IV
A Model A Ford.
FORTRAN
A six-cylinder Ford Fairlane with standard transmission and no seat belts.
COBOL
A delivery van. It's bulky and ugly but it does the work.
BASIC
A second-hand Rambler with a rebuilt engine and patched upholstery. Your dad
bought it for you to learn to drive. You'll ditch it as soon as you can afford a new one.
PL/I
A Cadillac convertable with automatic transmission, a two-tone paint job, white-wall
tires, chrome exhaust pipes, and fuzzy dice hanging in the windshield.
C
A black Firebird, the all macho car. Comes with optional seatbelt (lint) and optional
fuzz buster (escape to assembler).
ALGOL 60
An Austin Mini. Boy that's a small car.
Pascal
A Volkswagon Beetle. It's small but sturdy. Was once popular with intellectual types.
Modula II
A Volkswagon Rabbit with a trailer hitch.
ALGOL 68
An Aston Martin. An impressive car but not just anyone can drive it.
LISP
An electric car. It's simple but slow. Seat belts are not available.
PROLOG/LUCID
Prototype concept cars.
Maple/MACSYMA
All-terrain vehicles.
FORTH
A go-cart.
LOGO
A kiddie's replica of a Rolls Royce. Comes with a real engine and a working horn.
APL
A double-decker bus. It takes rows and columns of passengers to the same place all
at the same time but it drives only in reverse and is instrumented in Greek.
Ada
An army-green Mercedes-Benz staff car. Power steering, power brakes, and
automatic transmission are standard. No other colors or options are available. If it's
good enough for generals, it's good enough for you.