Gay Flight Attendant
A very "animated" gay flight attendant, who is obviously thoroughly enjoying himself,
is serving drinks in the main cabin. He comes swishing down the aisle and says through
the overhead speaker, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing
this big scary plane shortly for all of you lovely people, so if you could pretty please,
put up your little trays, that would be just super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that one woman hadn't moved a muscle. So,
he swishes over to her row and says, "Darling, perhaps you didn't hear me over those
big brute engines. I need you to raise your little trazy-poo so that our
big-strong-captain can pitty-pat us down to the ground."
She calmly turns her head and says, in some foreign accent, "In my country, I am
called a Princess, and I take orders from no one."
Well, girl-friend, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so obviously, I outrank you. Put
the tray up, bitch."