Top 10 Elf Pickup Lines
  1. "I'm down here."
  2. "Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy."
  3. "I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi."
  4. "I can get you off the naughty list."
  5. "I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys."
  6. "I'm a magical being. Take off your bra."
  7. "No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks over at Keebler."
  8. "I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man."
  9. "You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig."
  10. "I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners."