Feeling Like a Woman
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is
awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.
"I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my
last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of relationships in my life, but
no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE
on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all
stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he
says.
He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk
slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves.
The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches.
He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends
the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:
"Iron this."