Genie in a Bottle
A couple was golfing one day on a very exclusive golf course lined with million dollar
homes. On the third tee, the husband said,"Honey, be very careful when you drive the
ball, don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix."
The wife tee'd up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on
the course. The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses. All
right, let's go up there, apologize and see how much its going to cost us." They walk
up, knock on the door, and heard a voice say, "Come on in." They opened the door and
saw glass all over the place and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer.
A man on the couch said, "Are you the people that broke the window?"
"Uh yes, sorry about that the husband replied.
"No, actually I want to thank you. I'm a genie that was trapped for a thousand years
in that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes - I'll give you
each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself," the genie said.
"OK," the husband said. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem - it's the least I can do. And what do you want?" the genie said looking
at the wife.
"I want a house in every country of the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said.
"And what's your wish, Genie?" the husband said.
"Well, since I haven't had sex with a woman in a thousand years, my wish is to sleep
with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those
houses, honey. I guess I wouldn't mind."
The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours.
After it was all over; the genie rolled over, looked at the wife and said, "How old is
your husband anyway?"
"35," she said.
"No Shit! And he still believes in genies?"