Pregnant Daughter
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination
to determine the cause of the daughter's swollen abdomen.
It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, "Gimme a break, lady! Your daughter
is pregnant!"
The mother turn red with fury, and she argued with the doctor that *her* daughter
was a good girl, and would *never* compromise her reputation by having sex with a
boy.
The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.
The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren't you
paying attention to me?"
"Yes, of course I am paying attention, ma'am. It's just that the last time this
happened, a star appeared in the east, and three wise men came. I was hoping they'd
show up again, and help me figure out who got your daughter pregnant!"