Pickup Lines for Psychopaths
  1. Hey, that dress looks really good on you, but It would look even better crumpled up on the floor of the morgue covered in bloodstains.
  2. Baby, your daddy must have been a thief because you stole my heart and I KNOW YOU HAVE IT!, GIVE IT BACK TO ME NOW!
  3. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Why? Are you trying to steal my soul?
  4. I'm joining the priesthood tomorrow, care to be one of my disciples? You'd look good with a shaved head.
  5. I've got the body of a Chippendale, its buried in a garbage bag under my floorboards.
  6. Excuse me, do you give head to strangers? No? So I'd have to introduce myself before decapitating you?
  7. I was sitting there holding my chainsaw and I realized that I'd rather be holding you.
  8. I'd like to eat you with fava beans and a nice chianti (slurp slurp).
  9. That dress is very becoming on you. I know if I were that dress I'd be beating your head in with a meat tenderizer.
  10. How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that the voices in my head come up with?
  11. Are you a moaner or a screamer? Or do you just gurgle?
  12. Is your hat lined with tin foil? Because my mind control beams just don't seem to be working on you.
  13. You've stolen my heart, but that's OK because I have three more in my freezer at home.
  14. Baby, your daddy must've been a fireman because when I look at you I suddenly lose the urge to burn down this building.
  15. What's a nice girl like you doing in an unlit alley like this?
  16. If I said you had a nice body would you let me chop it into little pieces and keep it in my freezer?