Seminars for Men
(Prepared and Presented by Women)
  1. Combating Stupidity
  2. You, Too, Can Do Housework
  3. PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
  4. How To Fill An Ice Tray
  5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: Give us Money
  6. Understanding The Female Response To Your Coming In Drunk At 4:00 a.m.
  7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly titled "Don't Wash my Silks")
  8. Parenting: No, It Doesn't End With Conception
  9. Get a Life: Learn to Cook
  10. How Not To Act Like A Jackass When You're Obviously Wrong
  11. Spelling: Even You Can Get It Right
  12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
  13. You: The Weaker Sex
  14. 1001 Reasons To Give Flowers
  15. How To Stay Awake In Public
  16. Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere But In The Toilet
  17. Garbage: Getting It To The Curb
  18. You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try
  19. The Morning Dilemma: Take A Shower
  20. How To Put The Toilet Lid Down (formerly titled "No, It's Not a Bidet")
  21. "The Weekend" And "Sports" Are Not Synonyms
  22. Give Me a Break: Why We Know Your Excuses Are Bull
  23. How To Go Shopping With Your Mate And Not Get Lost
  24. The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
  25. Romanticism: Ideas Other Than Sex
  26. Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes
  27. Mothers-in-Law: They Are People, Too
  28. Male Bonding: Leaving Your Friends At Home
  29. You, Too, Can Be A Designated Driver
  30. The Dishwasher: It's Not A Garbage Disposal
  31. Seeing The True You (formerly titled "No, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson When Naked")
  32. Changing Your Underwear: It Really Works
  33. Fluffing The Blankets After Flatuluating Is Not Necessary
  34. Techniques For Calling Home