Shopping Procedures for Women and Men

Shopping for women:
  1. Park the car .
  2. Get a cart.
  3. Fill the cart with useful things in a record time.
  4. Put everything in the cart in a rational way (All the fridge stuff together, groceries in a separate bag, etc)
  5. Pay.
  6. Go back home.
  7. Empty the bags and tidy everything up.


Shopping for men:
  1. Park the car .
  2. Get into the store.
  3. Get out of the store and pick a cart.
  4. Get into the store.
  5. Stroll through all the corridors of the store.
  6. Stop by the magazines and browse the last "Sports Illustrated."
  7. Buy a pair of socks, 2 frozen pizzas, a case of beer, Sausages, pistachios and a comic (Optional: foldable swimming pool in winter, two helmets for the kids in case they are going to use the bicycles, fertilizer (also in winter), some tools that he might use some day) .
  8. Don't worry about milk, bread and other 'superfluous' items.
  9. Put the socks in the bag with the frozen items.
  10. Find the slowest line and pay.
  11. Go back home.
  12. Leave the bags on the table.
  13. Put the beers in the fridge.
  14. Sit in the couch and read the comic until the beers are cold.