$1,000,000
A young boy went up to his father and asked, "what is the difference between
potentially and realistically? The father pondered for a while, then answered, "Go ask
your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Also, ask
your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell
me what you have learned."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for
a million dollars?" The mother replied "Of course I would. I wouldn't pass up an
opportunity like that." The boy then went to his sister and said. "Would you sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied. "Oh gosh!! I would just love to do
that! I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity!!"
The boy then thought about it for two or three days and went back to his dad. His
father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potential and realistic?"
The boy replied, "Yes, potentially we're sitting on two million dollars, but realistically
we're living with two sluts."
The father replied, "That's my boy!"