The Gasms List

Situations you may find yourself in, and the "gasms" you may encounter
  1. Sex in a boat - oar-gasms.
  2. Sex with a nerd - dork-gasms.
  3. Sex at the entrance to your house - door-gasms.
  4. Sex on carpet or linoleum - floor-gasms.
  5. Sex at the supermarket - store-gasms.
  6. Sex at a Steven King Movie - horror-gasms.
  7. Sex with a prostitute - whore-gasms.
  8. Sex with an accountant - bore-gasms.
  9. Sex while sleeping - snore-gasms.
  10. Sex with 'Arthur' - Dudley Moore-gasms.
  11. Sex with cartoon donkeys - Eyeore-gasms.
  12. Sex while broke - poor-gasms.
  13. Sex with a lion - roar-gasms.
  14. Sex for hours and hours on end - sore-gasms.
  15. Sex on a golf course - fore-gasms.
  16. Sex with a nymphomaniac - more-gasms.
  17. Sex in a gold mine - ore-gasms.
  18. Sex with a dermatologist - pore-gasms.
  19. Sex with a politician - Al Gore-gasms.
  20. Sex with Chocolate, marshmallows, and graham crackers - s'more-gasms.
  21. Sex with a bullfighter - toreador-gasms.
  22. Sex with a masked man carrying a sword - zorro-gasms.
  23. Sex on the beach - shore-gasms.
  24. Sex at an all-you-can-eat buffet - smorgasbord-gasms.
  25. Sex on a cruise ship deck - shuffleboard-gasms.
  26. Sex in Asia - Singapore-gasms.
  27. Sex among the wonders of nature - outdoor-gasms.
  28. Sex in the vicinity of a garbage can - odor-gasms.
  29. Sex on the way to the train - 'All Aboard'-gasms.
  30. Sex that wasn't very satisfying - 'There's the door'-gasms.
  31. Sex in an adult theater - hard-core-gasms.
  32. Sex with someone who's not paying attention - ignore-gasms.
  33. Sex with a competitive partner - score-gasms.
  34. Sex while flying - soar-gasms.
  35. Sex with a beloved partner - adore-gasms.
  36. Sex with a meat-eater - carnivore-gasms.
  37. Sex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo - pompadour-gasms.
  38. Sex with someone who's got bad taste in clothes - velour-gasms.
  39. Sex while traveling - tour-gasms.
  40. Sex with a big dog - Labrador-gasms.
  41. Sex with Beavis and Butthead - 'GonnaScore'-gasms.
  42. Sex on stairs at the mall - escalator-gasms.
  43. Sex with three of your friends - four-gasms.
  44. Sex with a Norse God - Thor-gasms.
  45. Sex when resistance is futile - Borg-gasms.