Burglar's Nightmare
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his
flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a
CD player to place into his sack, a strange, disembodied voice
echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off
and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his
head, promised himself a long vacation after his next big score,
then clicked the flashlight back on and began searching for more
valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so that he could
disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is
watching you."
Totally rattled, he shone his flashlight around frantically,
looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of
the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that"? He hissed at the parrot.
"Yes," the parrot confessed, then squawked,
"I`m just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed.
"Warn me, huh? Who do you think you are anyway?"
"Moses," replied the parrot. "Moses," the
burglar laughed.
"What kind of people would name a parrot 'Moses?'"
The parrot quickly answered, "The same kind of people
that would name a Rottweiler, Jesus."