The Change
A middle aged woman has a heart attack. While on the operating
table she has a near death experience. She sees God, and asks if
this is it. God says no, that she has another 30-40 years to
live.
She recovers, and decides to stay in the hospital and have a
face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, hair
dyed, etc. She figures since she's got another 30 or 40 years she
might as well make the most of it. She walks out of the hospital
after the last operation and immediately gets hit by an
ambulance.
She arrives in front of God and asks, "I thought you said
I had another 30 or 40 years?"
God replies, "Sorry, I didn't recognize you."