Lawyers
A very successfull lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front
of his office, ready to show it off to all his colleagues. As he
got out, a truck passed to close and completely tore off the door
on the driver's side. The lawyer immediately grabbed this cell
phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman had pulled up.
Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer
started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just
picked up the evening before was now completely ruined and would
never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it. When
the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the
officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't
beleive how materialistic you lawyers are," he said.
"You are so focused on your possessions that you don't
notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is
missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the
truck hit you."
"My God!! " screamed the lawyer. "Where's my
Rolex!?!?"