That's Life
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a
gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they
passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed
detector and was pulled over.
The officer handed him the citation, received his signature
and was about to walk away when the man asked, "Officer, I
know I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair - there were
plenty of other cars around me going just as fast, so why did *I*
get the ticket?"
"Ever go fishing?" the policeman suddenly asked the
man.
"Ummm, yeah..." the startled man replied.
The officer grinned and added, "Ever catch *all* the
fish?"