Revenge of the Pigs
Once upon a time, there were 3 little pigs. The straw pig, the
stick pig, and the brick pig. One day this nasty old wolf came up
to the straw pig's house and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff,
and blow your house down." So he did!
The straw pig went running over to the stick pig's house and
said, "Let me in, please, the wolf just blew down my
house!"
The stick pig let the straw pig in. Then the wolf showed up
and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff, and blow your house
down!" And he did!
So, the straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the
brick pig's house and said, "Let us in! The wolf just blew
down our houses and we're scared!"
So the brick pig let them in. The wolf caught up with them and
said, "I'm gonna huff and puff, and blow your house
down."
While he was huffing and puffing, the straw pig and the stick
pig were so scared. But the brick pig picked up the phone and
called a friend. A few minutes passed and all of a sudden this
big, black stretch limousine drove up. Out came two massive pigs
in pinstriped suits and fedoras. These huge pigs came over to the
wolf and grabbed him by the neck and proceeded to beat the crap
out of him. Then they got back into their limo and drove off.
The straw pig and the stick pig were amazed. They asked the
brick pig, "Who the heck were those guys?"
And the brick pig said, "Oh, those are my cousins, the
Guinea Pigs."