The Truth Comes Out
A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of
them decided to leave, and walked out together.
One said to the other three, "People are always coming to
us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go
to when we have problems." The others agreed.
Then one said, "Since we are all professionals, why don't
we take some time right now to hear each other out?" The
other three agreed.
The first then confessed, "I have an uncontrollable
desire for sex and I frequently seduce my female patients."
The second psychiatrist said, "I love expensive things
and so I find ways to cheat my patients out of their money
whenever I can so I can buy the things I want."
The third followed with, "I'm involved with selling drugs
and often get my patients to sell them for me."
The fourth psychiatrist then confessed, "I know I'm not
supposed to, but no matter how hard I try, I can't keep a
secret."