The Effects of Alcohol
  1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away.
  2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.
    3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you
  3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
  4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him.
  5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.
  6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho Bob.