Irishman, a Mexican, and a Redneck
An Irishman, a Mexican, and a Redneck were doing construction work on a scaffold on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said; "Corned beef and cabbage. If I get Corned beef
and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened
his lunch box and exclaimed; "Burritos again. If I get Burritos one more time I'm going to jump too."
The Redneck opened his lunch and said; "Bologna again. If I get a Bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."
Next Day:
The Irishman opens his lunch box, sees Corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The
Mexican opens his lunch, sees a Burrito and jumps too. The Redneck opens his lunch, sees
the Bologna and jumps to his death also.
At The Funeral The Irishman's wife is weeping. She says; "If I'd known how really tired he was
of Corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again. "The Mexican's wife also
weeps and says; "I could have given him Tacos or Enchiladas. I didn't realize he hated Burritos
so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the Redneck's wife....Hey, don't look at me," she said, "That dumb-ass makes his OWN lunch!"