Police Humor
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial-it went
like this:
Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?
A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the
offender running several blocks away.
Q: Officer, who provided this description?
A: The officer who responded to the scene.
Q: A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust
your fellow officers?
A: Yes, sir, with my life.
Q: WITH YOUR LIFE? Let me ask you this then officer-do you have a locker room in
the police station-a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily
duties?
A: Yes, sir, we do.
Q: And, do you have a locker in that room?
A: Yes, sir, I do.
Q: And, do you have a lock on your locker?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: Now why is it, officer, IF YOU TRUST YOUR FELLOW OFFICERS WITH YOUR
LIFE, that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with those
officers?
A: Well, sir, we share the building with a court complex, and sometimes defense
attorneys have been known to walk through that room.
The courtroom erupted in such laughter that a recess was called.