Buckshot
A man and his wife were having a dinner party, and decided to
serve salsa and bean dip.
Well, they had invited 30 to attend, but each of those 30
people brought at least three or more along.
The party got loud, and even more people showed up, and the
salsa went quickly, and the wife freaked.
"Honey, what are we going to do? We are completely out of
salsa!"
The husband replied: "I'll stiffen up the drinks, and you
can start pushing the bean dip."
The plan went well, and the party was going great, until the
bean dip was starting to deplete.
"Honey, now we are running out of bean dip!"
"I'll stiffen the drinks, go out in the garage, and get
my bag of buckshot, and cut it into the bean dip."
This plan worked well, and the party ended gracefully. Just
after the last guest had left, the doorbell rang, and the husband
answered the door to a beautiful tipsy blonde in a very short
dress, who blushed and said:
"I really must apologize, but I dropped my stole on the
sidewalk, and when I bent over to pick it up, I accidently shot
your dog."