Business
One day at kindergarten, the teacher said to the
class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give $2 to the child who
can tell me who was the most famous man who ever
lived." An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It
was St. Patrick." The teacher said, "Sorry Sean,
that's not correct."
Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said,
"It was St. Andrew." The teacher replied, "I'm sorry,
Hamish, that's not right either."
Finally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and said,
"It was Jesus Christ."
The teacher said, "That's absolutely right,
Marvin, come up here and I'll give you your $2." As
the teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said,
"You know Marvin, you being Jewish, I was very
surprised you said Jesus Christ."
Marvin replied, "I know -- in my heart I knew it
was Moses, but business is business.