Cloning
Scientists in China have recently performed the first successful
cloning of a human being. Unfortunately, the DNA donor for the cloning
had Turrets Syndrome. As a result, the clone exhibited the same
characteristic swearing tendencies as the donor.
The lead scientist for the project recently admitted taking the clone
to the roof of the science facility and pushing him to his death. This,
due to the incessant profanity which the new clone used.
The scientist has been charged with making an obscene clone fall.