Coming Home
A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard
day of fighting.
"How are we faring?" asks the king.
"Sire," replies the knight, "I have been
robbing and pillaging on your behalf all day, burning the towns
of your enemies in the west."
"What?!?" shrieks the king. "I don't have any
enemies to the west!"
"Oh," says the knight. "Well, you do now."