Vocabulary Test for the Dirty Minded

I challenge you NOT to think dirty. None of the answers are obscene in any way.
  1. What is a four-letter word that ends in "k" and means the same as intercourse?
  2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
  3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
  4. What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?
  5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in " u-n-t " one of which is a word for a woman?
  6. What does a dog do that you can step into?
  7. What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with " k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
  8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
  9. What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
  10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?


ANSWERS:
  1. (talk)
  2. (legs)
  3. (a twenty dollar bill)
  4. (firetruck)
  5. (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt)
  6. (pants)
  7. (fork)
  8. (Almond Joy candy bar)
  9. (grit)
  10. (last name)