Flying Business Class
A large company offered to fly me out to a meeting business class.
During the return flight we were given gourmet brownies and cookies. Not
hungry, I decided to save them for later, so I placed them in an air
sickness bag.
After the plane landed I got up to leave and a stewardess approached me. She
asked, "Sir, would you like for me to dispose of that for you?"
I said, "No thanks, I'm saving it for my kids."