Garage Sale?
Early one evening a gentleman scuttled out to his garage and pulled the lawn
furniture out onto the driveway. Shortly after followed the lawnmower, a
few gardening tools and a bicycle.
A curious neighbor wandered over and asked if he was going to have a garage
sale.
"No," replied the gentleman, "my son just bought his first car and right now
he's getting ready for a big date."
"So what's with all the stuff?" asked the neighbor.
"Well, after years of moving tricycles, toys and sports equipment out of the
way every time I came home from work I wanted to make sure the driveway was
ready for him."