Who Invented What.....
The man discovered WEAPONS and invented HUNTING, the woman discovered
HUNTING and invented FURS.
The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT, the woman discovered PAINT
and invented MAKEUP.
The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION, the woman discovered
CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.
The man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS, the woman discovered CARDS
and invented WITCHERY.
The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD, the woman discovered FOOD
and invented DIET.
The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE, the woman discovered LOVE
and invented MARRIAGE.
The man discovered WOMEN and invented SEX, the woman discovered SEX and
invented HEADACHES.
The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY, the woman discovered MONEY
and that's when everything got screwed up!!!