Poor Dog!!


A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber runs out of a bank and shoots her three times in the stomach.�Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.�

All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother.� "I was taking a pee and this bullet came out" replied the�daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years� ago.

About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking a pee and this bullet came out".� Again the mother tells her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.�

A week later her son walked into the room in tears.� It's okay," says the mom, "I know what happened. You were taking a pee and a bullet came out."�

"No," says the boy, "I was playing with myself, and I shot the dog."