Santa Funnies
  1. What do they call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses
  2. What do you call Santa Clause after he's fallen into a fireplace? Krisp Kringle
  3. Who sings "Love Me Tender," and makes Christmas toys? Santa's little Elvis
  4. Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph
  5. What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed? A cookie sheet
  6. What reindeer has the cleanest antlers? Comet
  7. What is the cow's holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas
  8. What does Santa like to eat? A jolly roll
  9. Where do Santa's reindeers like to stop for lunch? Deery Queen
  10. What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH OH!?!??!!?!
  11. If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? Missile toe
  12. How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid.
  13. What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney? Santa Claus-trophbia
  14. What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? Sandy Claus
  15. The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.