Where Are We?
Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As
they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started
arguing about the pronunciation of the town's
name.
They argued back and forth until they stopped for
lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked
the blonde employee.
"Before we order, could you please settle an
argument for us? Would you please pronounce where
we are... very slowly?"
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,
"Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, Kiiiing."