Before And After Falling In Love....
Before: You take my breath away
After: I feel like I'm suffocating
Before: She says she loves the way I take control of the situation
After: She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac
Before: Saturday Night Fever
After: Monday Night Football
Before: He makes me feel like a million dollars
After: If I had a dime for every stupid thing he's done...
Before: We agree on everything!
After: Doesn't she have a mind of her own?
Before: Ideal
After: Idle
Before: Time stood still
After: This relationship is going nowhere
Before: Croissant and cappuccino
After: Bagel and instant
Before: Blind
After: Nearsighted
Before: I can hardly believe we found each other
After: I can't believe I ended up with someone like you