Before And After Falling In Love....


Before: You take my breath away
After: I feel like I'm suffocating

Before: She says she loves the way I take control of the situation
After: She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac

Before: Saturday Night Fever
After: Monday Night Football

Before: He makes me feel like a million dollars
After: If I had a dime for every stupid thing he's done...

Before: We agree on everything!
After: Doesn't she have a mind of her own?

Before: Ideal
After: Idle

Before: Time stood still
After: This relationship is going nowhere

Before: Croissant and cappuccino
After: Bagel and instant

Before: Blind
After: Nearsighted

Before: I can hardly believe we found each other
After: I can't believe I ended up with someone like you