Busload of Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when,
all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree
in an old farmer's field.
The old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over to
investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the
politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw
the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the
politicians had gone.
The old farmer said he had buried them.
The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Were they ALL dead?"
The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they
weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."