The Chase
A woman was driving down the highway about 75 miles an hour, when she noticed a cop following her. Instead of slowing down, she picked up speed.
When she looked back again, there were 2 cops following her. She shot up to 90 mph. The next time she looked around, there were 3 cops following her.
Suddenly, she spotted a gas station looming ahead. She screeched to a stop and ran into the ladies' room. Ten minutes later, she innocently walked out.
The 3 cops were standing there waiting for her. Without batting an eye, she said coyly, "I'll bet none of you thought I would make it."