Important Tips for Mideastern Travelers
Akbar khalil-kili haftir loftan.
"Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun."
Ferkar gabul cardan davat paeah divar.
"I am delighted to accept you kind invitation to lie down on the floor with my arms above my head and legs apart."
Homaet feka tamomen oef goftehr bandw.
"I agree with everything you have ever said or thought in your life."
Auto arrarebgh davatma mano sepaheh hastar.
"It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your Mercedes 280SL."
Khael mapar maneh sonafi amriiki.
"I will most gladly tell you the names and addresses of many American spies posing as reporters."
Bali, bali, bali.
"What ever you say."
Matener ghermez allieh sayed ghorban.
"Why yes, the red blindfold is lovely, excellency."
Tikeh nun baob khreleh bezong valkhrubr boyast ino begeram.
"The water-soaked bread crumbs are truly delicious. I must have your recipe."