Eternal Truths

  1. Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
  2. I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
  3. If not for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.
  4. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
  5. I know God won't give me more than I can handle. I just wish He didn't trust me so much.
  6. You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
  7. Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
  8. We cannot change the direction of the wind...but we can adjust our sails.
  9. Some days are a total waste of makeup.
  10. Do you believe in love at first sight...or should I walk by you again?
  11. If the shoe fits......buy it in every color.
  12. When life gives you scraps, make quilts.
  13. Smile & have a great day.