Even More Funny Sayings
  1. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
  2. Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with.
  3. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
  4. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.
  5. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
  6. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as warning to others.
  7. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
  8. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
  9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
  10. Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
  11. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
  12. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
  13. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
  14. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
  15. Borrow money from pessimists they don't expect it back.