Peanuts!
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his
patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he
coached his patients to respond to his commands. When
the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be
going well. As the National Anthem started.......the
doctor yelled, "Up Nuts" and the patients complied by
standing up. After the anthem ...he yelled, "Down Nuts".
And they all sat back down in their seats. After a home
run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all
broke out into applause and cheered.
When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the
star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo
Nuts!!!" and they all started booing and cat calling.
Thinking things were going very well......the doctor
decided to go get a beer - and a hot dog.........leaving
his assistant in charge. When he returned, there was a
riot in progress. Finding his assistant, the doctor
asked, "What in the world happened?"
The assistant replied, "Well everything was going just
fine until this guy walked by and yelled...."PEANUTS!"