The Top 15 Reindeer Games
- Strip poker with Santa's granddaughter
- Attach the Mistletoe to Santa's Ass
- Spin the Salt Lick
- Crapping down the chimneys of non-believers
- Moose or Dare
- Flying into the "No Fly Zone" over Iraq just to watch Saddam do a slow burn and Santa dampen his Depends
- Bait-and-Shoot Elmo
- The Annual Turn-Frosty-Yellow-from-50-Paces Contest
- Scare the Holy Crap Out of the Airline Pilot
- Convince the Elves to Eat "Raisinets"
- Pin the Tail on Santa's Big Fat Animal-Abusing Ass
- Hide the Venison Sausage with Vixen
- Elf Tossing
- Sniff the Tail on the Donkey
- The "Rudolph the Shitfaced Reindeer" Drinking Game